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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy)

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whenyourastranger:

alexxfloressx3:

metamorphose-me:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

ceallaig1:

wessasaurus-rex:

sullibration:

favorite ones

It’s all so very true 

Everyone who has ever worked in the service sector will get all of these

Fucking died at the alarm and scrapbook of hate ones! Oh my fuck!

I wanted none, and I got you.

"you can keep the change"
YAYY A PENNY!!

This breh !!!

Posted 2 hours ago

dont-take-it-personally:

thesuperwhovian:

Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.

Not funny enough for an oscar.

You’re going to hell for that 

Posted 2 hours ago
rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*
BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

dashcon 2015 ladies and gents

rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*

BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

dashcon 2015 ladies and gents

Posted 2 hours ago

50shadessofme:

wealwaysbreathe:

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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OH MY FUCKINg GOD

LMFAO

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abortlon:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

these saved my life

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saddestblogger:

caught the bae sleepin

(Source: dirtymlpconfessions)

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feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit